Kyle. They/them.

blkreginageorge:

demonshauntingcomputers:

marcitlali:

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

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hoodie-sys:

chirasul:

catchymemes:

so when I was in juvie for arson, my first cellmate was really chill and cool and we talked about a lot of stuff; I told him about arson methods and he taught me about shoplifting, etc, it was pretty chill. we played cards and honestly I was enjoying my time, reminded me of summer camp. but then he got out and the kid who replaced him was a super dysfunctional weirdo. loved to randomly scream just to startle me, and he’d spit on the walls from the top bunk so it would run down the wall next to my head while I was trying to sleep. anyway we’re in a cell so there’s a toilet we gotta take turns on and he was shitting there once, and he was pulling has pants up real high on his legs so I couldn’t see anything. like I wasn’t trying to look at him but he made a big deal about pulling his pants over his weiner. he was talking to me about it. and he told me something that stuck with me ever since. he said that, whenever he shits, he has to keep his dick warm, or else the cold will make it get so small that it will retract inside of him and make him throw up. and in almost two decades since then I’ve never been able to figure out what the fuck he was talking about

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radicalgraff:

“Fuck your profits, housing for all”

Sticker seen in Maine, USA

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headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

*googles “how to make it socially shameful and abhorrent to have 8 acres of treeless lawn”*

Rich people houses have the most blatantly wasteful enormous lawns

I am doing so much on my one little acre…but then I see the McMansion with 10 acres that are just no trees no flowers nothing except grass and I feel such anger and despair…

*googles “how to write an article that says personal choices cause ecological devastation but not if you’re a regular person just if you have a giant house with 10 acres of grass*

How to give a presentation and invite all the rich people to it and it shows them their giant houses on Google Earth next to the regular people houses and then it says "You have 16 normal sized yards and live right next to people whose kids can barely play outside without getting turned into roadkill. You are a feudal lord except you don’t even allow the peasants access to your grain mill or blacksmith’s forge.”

@piermanwalter hmm I think you’re on to something

The fundamental American vice is believing everything of your wealth came from hard work, so to deal with the American McMansion problem, someone needs to write a thing in one of those, you know, landscape and design magazines about how flat grass lawns are trashy and lazy-looking, the choice of a man who wants to sit on his ass all day riding around on a dinky little machine.

Are you a Real American Man who Works Hard, or are you a Lazy Bum that settles for the Tasteless, Basic Monotony of Flat Grass

True Elegance and Sophistication is seen in yards that incorporate 22 Different Prairie Grasses and a Hundred Flowers, imitating the perfection of Nature as closely as possible, as only the most diligent, thoughtful, and sensitive individuals can do

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Last night my close friends called me out on drinking too much to numb my pain and they’re totally right but I don’t know what to do anymore to keep myself alive

cohozuna:

these r a year old but theyre still cute methinks

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escuerzoresucitado:

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fleshdyke:

hieronymus-botch:

fleshdyke:

the-text-party:

fleshdyke:

always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

WAIT HUH??? IM CANADIAN????? WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARS ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW??????

two gay men got arrested for fucking in a public bathroom but they argued since you had to pay for it it was a hotel and it was fine. their defence worked and we dont have to pay for bathrooms anymore

Ok guys I know we want to celebrate victories in queer history but

1. Googling “Canada gay sex pay toilets” just brings up a bunch of reblogs of this post

2. There does not seem to have been any sort of norm of public toilets in Canada charging money to use in the 20th century

3. I am neither Canadian nor a lawyer but I find it extremely hard to believe that there is any jurisdiction on earth where charging money to use a public toilet makes it legally constitute a hotel room and therefore OK to have sex in.

thats because i lied about this

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alexaloraetheris:

memewhore:

Every day I discover forms of art I could not have concieved of before, and suddenly I am in awe of being alive.

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itehexael:

bartfargo:

guerrillatech:

“Can’t have benches; people sleep on those, because we also can’t have affordable housing.”

I am so embarrassed this is my city and can confirm RVA’s public transit is… not gr8

gwainestarroyco:

generational difference between people who learnt the word kin on tiktok and think it is a fun way of saying u identify somewhat with a character VS people who learnt the word kin on tumblr where people would threaten each other about kin lists because they genuinely believed they were a manifested reincarnation of karkat homestuck

In 2023 those ppl are just pretending to have DID on TikTok

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